[Verse 1]I met Janine at a jam sesh, her dad was a dickTheir house was radioactive, but I slept in itI said, "Damn, back then you used to be my right hand"What happened?She said, "Dad, you got old and then you ruined my plans"That's what happened[Chorus]He works on a production line, he's got lines on his faceHe hasn't been around that long, he's just old for his ageAnd you remind me of him time to time, before he gained all that weightHe won't be around much longer, he's gettin' old for his age[Instrumental]I almost missed my first handjob, was ten minutes lateOur home team missed by a landslide, but I made out greatI mean, damn, much better than my right handBut what happened? (Yeah, yeah-yeah)I said, "Wait, back then I thought you had some big plans"But who crashed them?She ain't get accepted where the teacher recommended (Uh-oh)She still makin' coffee at the age of thirty-seven (Uh-oh)I know it's a small town, but the mall now looks small nowI guess the lesson is never let your guard downBanks put up the buildings and your parents build the fencesPlease don't stay behind them in your mid-twentiesYou way more special than what that neighborhood is givin'You way more special, bitch, you way more specialThe way it's goin', I'ma make a livin' shovelin' asphaltBut it's not my fault, it's my dad's fault, man[Chorus]He works on a production line, he's got lines on his faceHe hasn't been around that long, he's just old for his ageAnd you remind me of him time to time, before he gained all that weightHe won't be around much longer, he's gettin' old for his age
