It's taking you agesYou still don't get the hint, I'm not askin' for pagesBut one text or two would be niceAnd please, don't pull those facesWhen I've been out working my ass off all dayIt's just one bottle of wine or twoBut, hey, you can't even talkYou smoke weed just to help you sleepSo why you out gettin' stoned at four o'clock?And then you come home to meDon't say hello, 'cause I got high againAnd forgot to fold my clothes'Cause I'm too messy, and then I'm too fucking cleanYou told me, "Get a job," then you ask where the hell I've beenAnd I'm too perfect 'til I open my big mouthI want to be me, is that not allowed?And I'm too clever, and then I'm too fucking dumbYou hate it when I cry, unless it's that time of the monthAnd I'm too perfect 'til I show you that I'm notA thousand people I could be for you, and you hate the fucking lotYou hate the fucking lotYou hate the fucking lotYou hate the fucking lotYou hate the fucking lot'Cause I'm too messy, and then I'm too fucking cleanYou told me, "Get a job," then you ask where the hell I've beenAnd I'm too perfect 'til I open my big mouthI want to be me, is that not allowed?And I'm too clever, and then I'm too fucking dumbYou hate it when I cry, unless it's that time of the monthAnd I'm too perfect 'til I show you that I'm notA thousand people I could be for you, and you hate the fucking lotYou hate the fucking lotYou hate the fucking lotYou hate the fucking lotAnd don't say hello, 'cause I got high againAnd forgot to fold my clothesAnd don't say hello, 'cause I got high againAnd forgot to fold my clothes'Cause I'm too messy, and then I'm too fucking cleanYou told me, "Get a job," then you ask where the hell I've beenAnd I'm too perfect 'til I open my big mouthI want to be me, is that not allowed?And I'm too clever, and then I'm too fucking dumbYou hate it when I cry, unless it's that time of the monthAnd I'm too perfect 'til I show you that I'm notA thousand people I could be for you, and you hate the fucking lotYou hate the fucking lotYou hate the fucking lotYou hate the fucking lotYou hate the fucking lotYou hate the fucking lot
