[Chorus]I'll plead the fifth of Jack againWhen I go out tonight[Verse 1]They say I was drunk, I threw a punchI called some big ol' bouncer dumbSo he kicked me out, I snuck back insideAnd that's how I got these two black eyesI got lonely, called my exSaid, "Can I come over?" She said, "I guess"So I called a Lyft, he picked me up'Bout halfway there, I blew some chunksHe kicked me out on Cherry Street'Bout that time, I saw blue lights blinkSaid, "You can't be here, can't sleep here"So I went to the quick mart, bought a beerWent back to where that cop was parkedAnd I poured that High Life on his carAnd he put me in the back with a dude named MarkWound up at the station and here we areWhen I see that judge at 8 a.m.I know my rights and I'll tell him[Chorus]I plead the fifth, I did some shitWhen I was drunk last nightI raised some hell, I posted bailBut I won't testifyIt all went south and I ain't proudBut a good time ain't no crimeI'll plead the fifth of Jack againWhen I go out tonight[Verse 2]So I called my brother, he got me outSaid, "Sleep it off there on my couch"'Bout 4 o'clock, it was happy hourAnd I've always been a sucker for a whiskey sourI thought I'd have just one, thenSomehow two turned into tenAnd I thought, "Oh hell, here we go again"And some pretty girl gave me a grinWe stumbled into some different placeRight 'bout that time, I saw my faceOn a poster up on the wallSaid, "Don't serve this guy alcohol"Then she asked me, "Hey, ain't that you?What the hell'd you do?"[Chorus]I plead the fifth, I did some shitWhen I was drunk last nightI raised some hell, I posted bailBut I won't testifyIt all went south and I ain't proudBut a good time ain't no crimeI'll plead the fifth of Jack againWhen I go out tonight[Instrumental]That's my story and I'm sticking to itDon't know what I did, but I didn't do it[Chorus]I plead the fifth, I did some shitWhen I was drunk last nightI raised some hell, I posted bailBut I won't testifyIt all went south and I ain't proudBut a good time ain't no crimeI'll plead the fifth of Jack againWhen I go out tonight[Outro]It all went south and I ain't proudBut a good time ain't no crimeI'll plead the fifth of Jack againWhen I go out tonight
