Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Guy 2

You want some more of this, bitch?Back in the heezy... We could do this all year long(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)And Michael Keaton was my favorite BatmanI was walking down the street just the other dayI saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to sayBut suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shakeSo I put my head down, and I just walked awayI had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out greatGot on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed playSheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of BassYo, what can I say? It's just a day in my lifeI'm up early in the morning, in bed early at nightTo be productive at work, I got to be well restedYeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fanI'm from a lower-middle class familyMe and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seekI have good memories from my childhood, bitchMy favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitchI used to play with that motherfucker all day longUntil I learned about sex from the Sears catalogAnd then I played with my motherfucker all day longAbout ten times a day, man, all year longMy favorite song, motherfucker, I don't like to admit itIs a Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic(Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you)Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eyeWhy the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die?Yo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guySticks and stones break my bonesBut it's the words that make me cryLike that time in grade threeWhen a girl called me Stupid FaceShe really hurt me, why'd she call me Stupid Face?Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?A person could be stupid, but a face, that's impossibleShit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with itRegular, everyday, normal fucking bullshit(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better(I'm just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)I like red peppers better than the green onesOoh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasherMine broke about six months ago... MotherfuckerGo, go, go, go, go shortyIt's your birthdayGo party like it's your birthdayI wasn't invited, but it's okayI'll just stay at home, and play some video games